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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 22:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

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By ohemmgeee - 31/12/2010 11:11 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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You deserved it 5 618

By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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You deserved it 8 943

By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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You deserved it 3 820

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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You deserved it 6 690

By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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You deserved it 10 163

By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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You deserved it 2 882

Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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You deserved it 6 629

By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 5 423

ToeJams 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:06

That is a very very smart man

DrMime 10

Friday 3 February 2012 0:07

"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"

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McMan 23

Friday 3 February 2012 0:28

Does your boyfriend like football? I suggest vacuuming, cleaning the TV and tables during the Super Bowl.

CRC_101 31

Friday 3 February 2012 2:59

That is actually an absolutely brilliantly evil revenge plan. O_O

partytime4321 5

Friday 3 February 2012 0:29

Lol this happened on corner gas

BriBeHyper 2

Friday 3 February 2012 0:29

Lolol, smart man!:p

EyeCeYu 7

Friday 3 February 2012 0:34

Smart man... mean yes but pretty smart. Next time just throw a fit and mess things up.

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 3 February 2012 0:34

I flip shit when I'm angry. I bought a scoop and everything!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 3 February 2012 16:07

*hands Awsumuzzie pancake batter* You moron! Wait. You don't mean "actual" shit, do you???

calithebandgeek 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:35

You should go on a rampage when you're angry and make everything a bigger mess for HIM to clean up.

BballHottie34 9

Friday 3 February 2012 0:40

Some boyfriend....

Clubkicker_fml 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:42

Next time he annoys you rub shit on the walls

wtfmylifedude 8

Friday 3 February 2012 0:44

...Did that make you angry?

huntingsucks 4

Friday 3 February 2012 0:47

What does he do to get you to cook?

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