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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 22:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

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By ohemmgeee - 31/12/2010 11:11 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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You deserved it 5 618

By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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You deserved it 3 820

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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Friday 3 February 2012 0:06

That is a very very smart man

DrMime 10

Friday 3 February 2012 0:07

"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"

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Taymah49 7

Friday 3 February 2012 7:04

next time, make him do it

skipzabeat 0

Friday 3 February 2012 7:12

"Do them dishes you *****!!!" you have a great trait I must say

MehFest 0

Friday 3 February 2012 7:25

Think of all the room you'll have for activities!

bibi_nette 14

Friday 3 February 2012 7:32

Clever boyfriend.

kei1108 13

Friday 3 February 2012 7:51

.... Please break up. You deserve someone who won't take advantage of your quirks, and won't make your life miserable.

xXobnoxiousXx 3

Friday 3 February 2012 8:03

clever lol

jesseinphx 6

Friday 3 February 2012 8:26

Great idea. Thanks....

mongoose313 2

Friday 3 February 2012 8:56

I have seen this one multiple times.

Princesswarrior 0

Friday 3 February 2012 10:32

Why Would You Even Do It Honey His A Jerk And A Lazy A$$ Tell His A$$ To Get The F Up And Do It His Own Damn Self He Ain't No Cripple !

garethsmart 0

Friday 3 February 2012 12:12

Genius!!!!

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