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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 22:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

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By ohemmgeee - 31/12/2010 11:11 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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You deserved it 5 618

By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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You deserved it 8 943

By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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You deserved it 3 820

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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You deserved it 6 690

By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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You deserved it 10 163

By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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You deserved it 2 882

Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 728

You deserved it 6 629

By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 5 423

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Friday 3 February 2012 0:06

That is a very very smart man

DrMime 10

Friday 3 February 2012 0:07

"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Friday 3 February 2012 5:19

Hey fatass, clean my garage!

dashofspice 0

Friday 3 February 2012 5:28

"Clean" out all of his shit and dump him!!

dansco 24

Friday 3 February 2012 5:34

This bloke is very smart - get her angry and she cleans and best of all then probably gets make up sex too ;)

sighawkward 6

Friday 3 February 2012 5:53

I clean when I'm angry too, it just seems like a productive output for the negativity. I thought I was weird but I'm glad you do it too!

catharsis5 9

Friday 3 February 2012 6:08

Next time he makes you angry, start throwing things around the house and leave.

nic7973 23

Friday 3 February 2012 6:08

clever man!

ALLDAY88 8

Friday 3 February 2012 6:33

Biggest mistake he's ever done is telling you.

lizard399 0

Friday 3 February 2012 6:41

Or his biggest mistake was being an asshole.

lizard399 0

Friday 3 February 2012 6:36

Well start making him clean when you're angry..

dirtstain12 0

Friday 3 February 2012 6:37

smartest guy ever!

Maht_fml 0

Friday 3 February 2012 6:58

Genius.

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