By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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Learxst 0

I lol'd. But here's a thing. Us guys are clueless. If something doesn't feel good, or if he's doing something wrong... tell him. He will correct himself, and it'll be much easier for the both of you.

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deathbunny256 0

"Hewwo! My name is Ms Boob! And you aw?"

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miever 0

haha my boyfriend has done that................

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fmylife_hardcore 0

Your bf is hilarious. But seriously... That becomes a bit of an annoyance after a while. I would know. Not only did my ex do that, but everyone I know likes to squish at my boobs >

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dirtysoapflakes 2

my boyfriend does that for a laugh, and i find it pretty funny - i don't see what the problem is! And i used to do that with my exgirlfriend all the time, and she also thought it was funny. i'm sure it's not really his idea of foreplay, it's just mildly amusing. If i were you, i'd say 'hi' to his dick, n see how he reacts. It could be quite entertaining.

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MadJester 0

People keep saying that it's "cute"... that's exactly why it's an FML. Someone making your boobs talk in funny voices is not a turn on. At that point you just wonder wtf you're doing there. lol

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scottyrocks123 21

draw a curved line and it's a smiley face

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toughcookiee 0

ahhh been there before. "QUIT JIGGLING THEM!!" I had to say hahaha. RESPECT. :P

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JaelynJ 4

my boyfriend makes robot noises and pretends they're video game remotes -______________-

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