Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex... - FML

By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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By sierra.sl31 - 28/07/2019 22:00

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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wvcheesehead1 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:09

Depends on who you wanted to have it with.

SakataGintoki 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:10

Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,

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davek 36

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:38

Inafter over 9000 requests for your phone number.

AngelSpit 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:43

My husband will frequently turn down sex because he 'has a headache' I've also been told the middle of the day when the kids are awake is no time for sex .... I think I married the wrong man (in my defence this is a recent development, we used to go at it 2-5 times daily before)

zumare 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:14

That sucks me and my girlfriend have sex every morning , after work , in the shower, and at bedtime. I couldn't live with your life style. FYL

carmel1110 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:01

Your boyfriend might be gay.

bibixx13 6

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:02

dump his butt!

warpedlogic 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:03

Maybe you should put him into a chastity device then and also make him your cuckold.

LBelle25 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:28

Umm not okay. Unless there was some sort of valid excuse.. Which I can't think of any at the moment. Does NOT make you a freak sweetie.

KociaQ 30

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:40

Either you gave him such a good night that he's still sore, his libido is lower then yours, or he never had a real woman...

Malarkey23 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 0:36

Something's wrong with your boy friend

little_star78 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 1:59

Kinda makes me wonder what the hell you did to him the first night…

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