Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex... - FML

By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

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By sierra.sl31 - 28/07/2019 22:00

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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wvcheesehead1 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:09

Depends on who you wanted to have it with.

SakataGintoki 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:10

Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,

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somerandomguy89 1

Friday 8 February 2013 1:47

is he gay

diva239 8

Friday 8 February 2013 11:34

I think he's the freak!

brandeeeeee 4

Friday 8 February 2013 19:47

Stuff that I would have been straight in there

californianking1 8

Friday 8 February 2013 22:52

Are you sure he doesn't need to come out the closet?

cartedor 18

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:56

You are weird. what's wrong with you?

danele86 5

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:58

Yeah, my ex was like. He could barely get it up twice a week. Forget two nights in a row. It was so frustrating. Come to find out later that he had no problem getting it up 3 times in a row with a one night stand he had. Yeah he was a sad excuse of a man. I feel for you... Sorry

snoopystaxx 5

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:22

whoaaaa slow down jack rabbit. lol.

BrashlyHonest20 4

Monday 11 February 2013 17:09

Are you sure he's a guy? O.o just saying... Or straight even?

CaBur 5

Monday 11 February 2013 21:12

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your boyfriend is gay.

ARod11SoCal 4

Monday 11 February 2013 22:02

lol thats not being a freak ....he will regret it later on in life

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