Love, Work and Pregnancy: Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter....

By HoboWithACondom - 31/08/2019 16:01

Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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Get with the times

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML

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By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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You deserved it 619

By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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Running a company into the ground? Huh!

By DeniseK - 13/11/2022 12:00

Today, I found out my boss was quiet-firing me on purpose. Apparently, his daughter who works at this same company is pregnant now and needs a promotion. I have a Master’s and have been here for 9 years. She dropped out of college because it was “too hard” and the other day she put a metal spoon in the microwave. FML

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TCRII 29

Saturday 31 August 2019 17:37

He’ll hire you back, pay you less, make you work more and treat you like the guy who got his daughter pregnant.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 August 2019 17:12

My guess is re-hire you now that you'll be his son-in-law. Of course, you're going to marry the girl and be a good father for your baby, right? Choose a nice day for a White Wedding. It'll be a nice day to...start again!

Comments

tounces7 27

Monday 2 September 2019 17:28

Depends how old you are, frankly. If you're like 18 then I don't see things going well for you. If you're 30, then that's quite a bit different.

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 3 September 2019 11:34

Well, he can't fire you again

OnReceivingEnd 17

Sunday 22 September 2019 6:57

What can he do, fire you again?

J15237 25

Thursday 12 December 2019 2:44

First off never sleep with the bosses daughter. Now if its truly serious and you guys are heading for marriage I think you will be okay. Just dont do anything stupid. Like cheat.