By ChrisC - 10/07/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
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Fisshie 0

What would suck more is if you were dreaming of getting the big bonus and woke up to a sticky-note on you forehead saying "YOU'RE FIRED!".

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shewasalmost18 0

i bet he tea-bagged you and put one of his pubes lightly on your tongue

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americayay 0

#11, ew. and it's not that bad if you have a SPECTACULAR reason and it's not normal behavior for you.

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saze_fml 0

Well done you. Your ticker tape parade and award ceremony is tomorrow and you will be glad to know it will be broadcast worldwide for everyone to see and hold you up as their infallible idol from this day forth

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chocoLIFE_fml 2

at #1: haha, good one (^_^) And people should not be sleeping when at working

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plexico 3

I hope he shredded up your check and used the shreds to make a little pillow for you. Wouldn't that have been sweet?

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Karpolo 0

It would be a small pillow unless he/she gets those really big cardboard checks.

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darkmis1 17

so im guessing you didnt get that bonus, huh?

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macc55 2

shit, your lucky to even still have a job

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genius_girl16 0

OKAY SO YOU SLEPT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IN SOUTH GEORGIA ISLAND SLEEPING AT WORK IS REQUIRED. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ANY LITTLE SPANISH SIESTA I MEAN FULL ON SLEEP AT WORK THEY EVEN SUPPLY THOSE COOL PILLOWS THAT ARE IN THE SKY MALL MAGAZINE (THE ONES THAT YOU LEAN FORWARD ON TO THE PILLOW). I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS. HERE IS WHAT I MEAN IF YOUR CONFUSED. http://thefulmerazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/travel-pillow.jpg. AND CONGRATS ON YOUR BONUS!

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americayay 0

You're an idiot. Stop posting stupid fake comments on South Georgia Island, loser.

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tylenol123 0

that where ever u live must be worse than detroit lol

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feven 32

Were the capital letters really necessary? Use your indoor voice.

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ithedarkknight 0

no FyL for workin in a cubicle i mean i couldnt do it i guess for the first few weeks it would seem cool but after that i would be paranoid because i would feel claustrophobic like omg the world is sinkin in i cant breath shit im die... i would have to move around lol

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PimpDaddyT 0

everyone takes breaks but sleeping on the job? YDI

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