By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
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Same thing different taste

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At least his heart was in the right place?

At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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I just keep my car keys in a place my little sister can't reach or doesn't know about. When that fails, I just keep them on my person.

How can he reach the microwave? Did you not expect he would do something eventually with the microwave in reachable place?

Aw that is really sweet and will be a cute story to tell someday long after you have replaced the microwave that is undoubtedly ruined.

I put a spoon in the microwave when I was five, I thought it would make food...

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Awww his heart was in the right place. We were young and naive.

He's going places. Maybe not college, but places.