Kids: Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the...

By kids say the darnedest things - 19/07/2014 02:56 - United States - Denver

Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML

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Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

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By ToxynneFlute - 05/09/2021 16:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML

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By TooMuchForToLittle - 06/09/2021 11:00

Today, yet again, my 3 year-old daughter came home from a few hours with her father, screams and cries over everything, and when she realizes it won't get her anywhere, screams at me that she hates me and that she wants to go home. I calmly told her she is home, and she screamed, "This is not home!" FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 01:38 - France

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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Saturday 19 July 2014 16:10

In her defence, 3 kisses and a hug sounds like too much work..

juturnaamo 29

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:17

Damn inflation. I remember being able to ride on my dad's shoulders for hours for 1 hug.

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:28

That is one lazy sack you are raising there. You need to do something about it before she needs a personal scooter chair to get around.

robertmil90 10

Sunday 20 July 2014 16:59

ouch sorry OP

jay804cee 3

Sunday 20 July 2014 22:03

try washing your ******* face......

nifterific 3

Monday 21 July 2014 2:23

That's just how 3 year olds are. I have one too.

Goblin182 26

Monday 21 July 2014 13:13

She's just not that into you.

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:20

Forcing affection for a favor. YDI

Chibi_Kitten 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:06

Isn't this a typical reaction?

Bugsy0508 6

Monday 28 July 2014 21:49

Beastninja5268 15

Thursday 1 December 2016 21:03

I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be an FML for the parent, or the daughter.

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