By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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cloudiarose 5

Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!

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TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.

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missamazinggg 12

What a jerk! I hope you've been planning revenge for a moment like this.

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bwenduh45 7

Your brother sounds like a jerk...and maybe you can borrow your mom's or something.

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skylaryoungblood 2

Kill him now. The red will look good with the brown. On a side note, hopefully it was after the ceremony

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Azrael9 11

his face would meet the wedding cake

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signuplogin 1

But then he would ruin the cake too

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signuplogin 1

If he isnt married yet shave off his eyebrows the night before his weeding then dye his hair green and give him a henna(don't know how to spell it) tattoo across his forehead saying kama's a bitch or payback baby

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iNomBaconz 0

Cuz everyone knows you can't feel tattoos ! Especially one with a homemade tattoo gun :D

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syki 22

Cuz everyone knows that henna isn't a topical ink!

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syki 22

Although I'd probably wake up if someone was henna'ing me. Make sure he's a deep sleeper. Or drug him. Or kill him. Haha... hahaha... Joke. Ha...

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My_Nightmare 19

Leave it to a 14 year old to not be cultured enough to know what henna is. SMH

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TinyLittleSilver 4

Henna isn't painful. It's basically a thick dye you put on the skin and wait for it to stain before taking it off. Lasts a week or two. Very often seen at special Indian ceremonies like weddings, all over the bride's hands. Google it.

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artemisrox98 10

My mom put henna on me when I was 6. Don't judge us young'uns. D:

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DocBastard 38

This is a child who needs to be reprimanded. Put him in timeout or take away his toys or... *rereads FML* He's 28??!? Just ******* kill him. Period.

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techweed 12

Doc, on your profile, it says you are in/from Moldova, but just a short while back, it said Guinea, are you just having a bit of fun, or do you travel a lot?

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Enslaved 36

Stalker or fan? Remember Steven King's Misery!

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DocBastard 38

Techweed, I have no idea what you're talking about. *moves to Hungary*

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Otarin 6

I love you doc. In a purely heterosexual way :3

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lemon_phat 11

79- why not in a homosexual way? Sounds erotic.

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Graawr 7

Doc's pictured reminds me of an incident about a guy who shoved a hairspray up in his ass. Then went to the ER to have it removed.

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DocBastard 38

Graawr, my picture is of a guy who shoved a Coke bottle up his ass. I had to take him to surgery to remove it.

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leadman1989 15

I bet Doc has a smexy accent. :)

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margie2194 12

Really? That's weird doc, because I think I recall seeing your profile pic in some website that's called "X-ray pictures that make you go huh?" or maybe I'm wrong. Whatever, I'm just saying it looks eerily familiar.

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MagicallyFat 12

By "pain" his face red do you mean paint or do you mean smack him till his face turns red.

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Decapitation 3

At his wedding put a couple Viagra in his drink.

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hoonyer 17

wouldn't that be helping him instead of getting revenge?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

What wedding? He's never going to have one.

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NickACD 27

#124 it would help him in bed, but it would be embarrassing to have everyone see your boner through your pants

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