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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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By Jason McNeely_1073215947 - 28/12/2021 01:59

Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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HyperExecuter 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:40

# 83, u do date 2 year olds

razorp 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:14

wow what a creeper, that dude should grow up, and does it make you feel cool to have a bf that old or something? because u don't look cool, just stupid. you are the immature one for dating a guy that much older than you... shame shame

valeriekirsten 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:40

ewwwww date someone yr own age!!!

tori121 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:34

why the hell are you dating a 19 year old. perv.

Roseballs 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:55

what a creeper if you were dating my 19 year old daughter I would pound your ass

MrD177 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:24

Dude....if you're dating a 19 year old at 30, she's got a pretty good point!!!! And if I were you I wouldn't be saying FML because she THINKS you were too immature. I'd be saying it because you probably are!!!

Sk8ermusic 3

Friday 12 February 2010 6:02

you r immature date someone your own stinking age!

ifmlftw 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:08

it a cradle robber op

mayhaha 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:56

age difference much

cartesianlogic 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:59

if you're dating a 19 year old you ARE immature.

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