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By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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By Jason McNeely_1073215947 - 28/12/2021 01:59

Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

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Lexipop49 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 2:23

She's over 18 not a minor. Dumbasses

lizzilla8297 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 20:42

ydi for going out with someone 11 years younger than you, RAPE!!!

deathgrowl6 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:53

umm... age doesn't define maturity. and you, mr. creepy, are pretty immature.

varkey 7

Friday 13 August 2010 5:46

wtf 30 dating 19?? freak

tcj2010 5

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:35

NOT COOL

rsflores9 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 2:15

I broke up with my 30 yr old bf when I was 19, mostly cause he was immature. I felt bad, but he really needed to grow up.

NightKiller 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:10

Did anyone else notice #1's comment was doing the wrong math?

kelseylovesyu 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:28

dude.. no offense but if your dating someone my age and theyr telling you that you're inmature you need help. and obviously you should grow up if your 30 anyways you should be dating someone around your age not someone like 11 years younger then you

xDangerous86 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:01

Who cares about the age difference.. Seriously, he doesnt care about what you say about the age. They are both adults, so why do you guys care if they where 11 years apart? Alot of people do it and its fine. By the way, don't worry about it. Who cares if you're "to immature" Being immature rocks. Maybe she was the one being immature in the first place. =)

Wandering_Witch 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 5:24

Stupidity has no age limit...

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