Love: Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks...

By Benji - 22/01/2009 12:06 - France

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

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Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Spikeyvietx 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:41

I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:34

creeper.

Comments

shadowPlayer 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:59

Yup. All you wanted to do was go party and do absolutley **** all. uh, the reason we date someone so old is to skip past that shithole of a phase!

kaykaypopz 0

Friday 19 March 2010 11:09

you were 11 when she was born... eugh

wackymonkey 0

Friday 26 March 2010 7:36

men at any age are immature ur age doesn't mean anything....

juicyjuicepie 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 3:55

when u she was 11 u were 22......kinda pedo dontcha think

vgmaster 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 6:53

what a dumbass

Loosechange 0

Friday 16 April 2010 4:40

*COUGH* *COUGH* Pedophile

Atmaster 3

Thursday 29 April 2010 5:00

not only are you immature you are also a pedo and you are immature for wasting your life on FML at 30

blueeyes0411 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 7:07

peeeerrrrvvvvv

rachelliz 1

Friday 7 May 2010 3:41

ydi.

MearaRocks 0

Friday 14 May 2010 21:13

YDI for being a Pedobear.

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