By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
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pinkcrayola 0

You know, he could have a problem with self harming and just be using those words with an excuse. Instead of calling him an idiot you should make sure that he's feeling okay.

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Ultimativefail 11

I feel like your son just comes up with (rather ridiculous) excuses for harming himself. Take that serious. Selfharm is not a joke.

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CryoShock 14

Next he'll stab himself because he, 'forgot what being stabbed feels like.'

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bluebirdflyaway 6

How about you be a parent and get him some professional help because this sounds like psycological thing, he might like feeling pain for some reason.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

When I was 7, I rubbed my hand on a wooden fence and got a splinter, I never rubbed my hand on a wooden fence ever since.

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shannon.elizabeth 13

sounds like a cry for help to me...

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