Love: Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 23:00

Today, there's no recovering from this. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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viccheergirl 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

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bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:21

I'm single, I love valentines day, it's only "single loser awareness day" if you don't make it "have a good time, give and eat candy, be creative with valentine jokes, and wear a lot of red day"

heyhey0071 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:30

CORRECTION TO EVERYONE: it's Singles Awareness Day. Short version:SAD day. Now does everyone get it ?

tbone666 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:40

At least tomorrow is "all chocolate is half price" day

nhl477 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:41

thank god its single people awareness day i thought it was valentines day. phew!

cherry72 13

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:44

It's just a Hallmark holiday. Cheer up *hugs*

pottymouthpanda 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:47

I enjoy being single on v-day :o

greenmen 12

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:00

No it's multiple awareness day

Maryald 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:03

QQ. Quit being like the rest of the workd and quit your bitchin. Its about showing love to people around like your family too. So buck the **** up.

jem7vwh 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:18

Save your money.

bosu_no_youna 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:22

Single and proud! :D

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Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

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Today, I left my job, fulfilling my one month's notice after receiving a job offer from a much better-paying role. After saying goodbye to everyone, I left the building. Not two minutes later, the company who was offering the new job called to say they'd changed their minds, and there was now no longer a job on offer. FML

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Today, I found out I have another leak in my house. I've had three inspections and they were all shit. At this point, that pipe is the only remaining original pipe in the entire house. Over 25k have officially gone into this BS. Note to all: go "new." FML

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Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML

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Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

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Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

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