Love: Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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You deserved it 6 555

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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You deserved it 2 719

Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 23:00

Today, there's no recovering from this. FML

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You deserved it 318

By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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You deserved it 42 383

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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You deserved it 2 866

Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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You deserved it 203

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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You deserved it 11 883

By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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You deserved it 8 508

By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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You deserved it 5 315

It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 710

You deserved it 1 600

Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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You deserved it 240

viccheergirl 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

Comments

cmanaus 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:32

Some of us like being single!

rifletwirler92 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:42

Meh, I think being in a relationship's overrated. Too much drama and whatnot.

baybay123lol 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:43

Blah.

power6053 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:49

Same. Forever Alone.jpg

chaoscreator 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:50

Ah the terrible case of loner disease don't worry there is a cure!!

Drakon_fml 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:58

No wonder with that attitude.

maylinlee9 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:17

vodka costs less than dinner for two. ;)

katerbug112768 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:23

I'm right there with ya...today was awful for me too.

aliciab394 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:40

We must combine!!! Come my fellow single losers!!!!!!!

ifight4freedom 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:43

I hear ya

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Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 204

You deserved it 5 035

Today, I went to see the doctor for my daughter and myself. I fell two weeks ago, I thought I'd sprained my ankle but apparently I broke my leg instead. I’ve been limping around for two weeks. My daughter was sick, which is the only reason I got X-rayed. It may need screws. FML

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You deserved it 186

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Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 7 841

Today, I got a text from my husband’s adult son offering help. I’ve been my husband’s caretaker for 4 years as he battled Parkinson’s and cancer. His son never called once to offer help; when I asked, he refused. Sadly, my husband passed last month. Now his son is offering help because they can’t find the will. FML

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You deserved it 95

Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML

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You deserved it 1 165

Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML

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You deserved it 89

Today, some idiot with a #saveourchildren shirt followed me around a store. When I finally asked the fucker what their problem was, they started screaming, asking why I was holding hands with black children that obviously didn’t belong to me. I’m white. Their mom is black. They’re my kids. FML

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You deserved it 128

Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML

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You deserved it 300