Miscellaneous: Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked... - FML

By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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Night terrors

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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CurlyQ1993 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:00

awkward...

ktbird 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:11

It's not that bad. You seem to have forgotten this is the man that wiped your ass for 2 years.

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MrBigDog2U 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:08

Yeah. What's the deal with people's obsession with nudity? For some reason everyone equates nudity with sexuality. They're not the same thing. Get over it.

AuroraBeam 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:43

Gahh! thats horrific!! I would have bathed in alcohol after that.. D:

Apparas 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:51

So what?! Your father must have seen you naked like a thousand times when you were young....

Charlotteeexx 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:55

lolol

stun23 8

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:01

like father like son ;)

idyllically_me 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:12

I guess it 'runs' in the family then

thisisLAUREN 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:20

ROFLMAO!

EmilyLuv 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:35

oh man!!!!! so sorry dude!!! xD

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:58

Was there a crossing of swords?

Anerdimous 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 1:13

Well... They ARE from Kentucky...

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