Miscellaneous: Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown"...

By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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Same thing different taste

By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

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You gotta learn

By duh - 27/01/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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By Will this stupid fad ever end? - 06/03/2013 11:51 - United States

Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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Dirty dancing

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML

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By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Alexa, play "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Friday 7 January 2011 1:34

That's terrible. Just terrible...

DocBastard 38

Friday 7 January 2011 1:51

KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.

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SovietRUSS14 0

Friday 7 January 2011 7:31

in Soviet Russia Miley Cyrus learn YOU

marmots 0

Friday 7 January 2011 8:00

hoedown throwdown is a linedance, right? believe me, I prefer that over the lame dance moves I have to do during corny country songs, and to electric avenue. good luck though.

login6437 0

Friday 7 January 2011 8:33

ME TOO!!! We were forced to learn it and our grade when down by ALOT if we didn't participate.

lilfrosty12 0

Friday 7 January 2011 8:36

hahhahhahahah awesome!

blasfmer 0

Friday 7 January 2011 8:39

these are the reasons America is falling behind teaching kids this trash

andoprime 4

Friday 7 January 2011 8:46

so of the two things Billy ray Cyrus created that make me hate him Miley Cyrus was one of them, the other was achy breaky heart. I guess what I'm trying to say is I agree your life sucks.

arden11 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:29

I know that dance too.

neo_girl_12 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:36

in my gym class we had to do the following electric slide slap leather cha cha slide(the only thing I enjoyed) the Cupid shuffle thriller and one other that I can not remember right now.