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By Anonymous - / Thursday 6 January 2011 21:56 / Isle of Man
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Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

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Why the fuck would you come up with a lie like that? You could have made yourself sound cooler by saying you were hanging out with friends. Oh wait, I bet you don't have any. Shithead.

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33, he probably made up an excuse so he would t get in trouble for playing monopoly on his iPod... get some common sense. oh wait, I bet you don't have any.

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33-Lol naruto? what a freaking nerd/3rd grader. And as for OP, you would love my drama teacher, he let's us do whatever we want (text, play on iPod, etc)

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op was forced to tell the teacher in front of the whole class so op did not have the choice to only tell the teacher...

Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

You should have just told the truth -- you were hiding from your drunk mom who was passed out in the front row.

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