Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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sayhello_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

You WANT your period?

TheFadedGuitar 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Ahh, that's horrible

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NotSoHawt 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:33

WOOOW!! what an ASSHOLE.. seriously!! he's an idiot to jump to that kind of a conclusion.. wtf?? im really hoping you dumped him..

Stephnesss 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:35

Well. You certainly picked a winner. He's an idiot. Birth control doesn't mean you have to have sex to be on it.

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:36

I'm on birth control. I don't have sex all the time. (haha) It's just in case. He's an idiot. Dump his ass.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:37

Wow, what an asshole. Well you could take him with you to the doctor or something and have the doctor assure him that you are not lying. This would give him proof. But I'm not sure you should even continue the relationship if he really refuses to believe you. It seems like he's just very insecure and/or tragically ignorant to the fact that conditions of your sort are somewhat common. Perhaps he thought that conditions of that sort don't exist and it sounded to him like a lie. Men do tend to be pretty ignorant of such things, so I don't completely blame him if that's the case. He really shouldn't have jumped to conclusions in the first place because there are a multitude of reasons for taking the pill. Since I've been on the pill, I've had hardly any cramps. I used to be doubled over screaming into my pillow in agony every month. If you love him, prove it to him and then have a long talk about trust (and perhaps learning more about female biology.) Then again, I am also very jealous and insecure. It's something you have to work on. Good luck.

americayay 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:36

If he loves her, he'll google it himself and she won't have to prove anything. Just saying, I'm not going to fall over trying to prove I'm not a liar to the one person who should believe me.

helios_rex 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:37

So, do you put out or not?

themixedt4pe 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:38

This sounds borderline (if not completely) abusive and psychotic. Unless he's bipolar and forgot to take his meds, end it, move on, and be glad you're rid of his sorry ignorant ass.

18legalawesome 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:40

He sounds like an asshole. Trust me, you're better off without him. Speaking of birth control, I'm on it too for the exact same thing, but thankfully my boyfriend isn't a ******** :P

SquidUlysses 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:41

He's an idiot for not trusting you. I have to wonder why you're not having sex, though. Surely you understand why he'd be a bit upset about that? Heck, if you don't get a period, you can't get pregnant! I'd think you're having as much sex as you can to take advantage of your good luck!

themixedt4pe 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:45

I'm pretty sure you CAN get pregnant if you have no period. And in case you didn't notice, pregnancy has nothing to do with why she's on the pill.

Laina1312 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:50

You don't know how old they are, that's a ridiculous thing to say. And you can still get pregnant, it's just harder.

neya_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:03

People with ammenoria can still get pregnant. I also lack most periods however had no problems planning my daughter. Although not always the case but probably more often then properly taking the pill.

crzymonkeyxo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:37

You don't know how old they are or how long they have been going out, and not every one has sex right away, i know a ton of people who waited until marriage, the media just makes it seem like after the first couple dates you have to do it, which is stupid. anyway if I were her and I wouldn't wanna have sex with a jealous bastard like him

americayay 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:38

Wow. That is such terrible advice. "Just **** him and he'll love you." I hope your thinking process grows a bit before you're ever in a position to advise a girl in this situation.