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  Stylux_fml  |  16

#23 She probably seduced him with her overwhelming COOLness. Prepare yourself for a pun war, my friend.

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  NeatNit  |  32

This is probably one of the SHARPEST comments I've seen!

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  Jemm_fml  |  29

FOR DINNER.

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  dman255  |  10

#23 She was probably just like "you're coming there with me tomorrow" and like twitched her eye like a psychopath. She'd probably stab him if he stood her up.

By  laughmaster  |  9

Tell her that you guys aren't on the same page in the relationship, honestly OP, I know it's rough but the longer you let this go on the worse it'll hurt her in the end

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  DLT_fml  |  20

This whole FML started with him talking to her about it! Some people (like my ex) take a lot of convincing. He was dumb to agree to go skating, I wouldn't suggest trying again on a slippery surface while she has blades attached to her feet.

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