Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML - FML

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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By H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

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jamiecakes 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

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shady1 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:08

best fml ever mondays can blow me

Ochi_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:10

not the best fml ever, he is just stating that its monday....his life doesnt suck any more than us, we all get up on mondays

oloie 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:00

hhaha lol

azzh0le 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:42

YDI, *sshole. Clearly this is all your fault. If it weren't for people like you we could all enjoy weeks without Mondays.

armandoX113 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:44

hahaha that was funny

beebe1500 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:32

your the man

HOOPS_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:09

What has this world come too?

egypt_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 11:03

That happens to me like every week lmao. FML too.

king_z 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:09

... and we care why?

Ginababii 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:19

haha #2 random much? but funny

happy_me 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:47

yes, i feel the same way. fyl

omgarual 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:30

lol #2. what a coincidence. that happens to me like all the time. :( but ill get over it when i wake up and its tuesday. this will always be the worst FML ever. im putting it on my favorites.

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Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML

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Today, my boss fired me because someone hacked our website and replaced pictures of our products with furry porn (don’t Google it, it’s weird as fuck). We don’t have an IT department, but since I spend the most time on the computer controlling stock and purchases, he blamed me instead. FML

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Today, I was supposed to wash my wife's underwear, then go to work and interview a new educator at 10.30am. I ended up smoking weed, getting stoned, and sitting in my car at 11.00am at a McDonald's. I'm now sitting at my desk and still high as fuck. FML

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Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

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Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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