Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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By H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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You deserved it 75 140

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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You deserved it 35 996

By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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You deserved it 24 347

By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

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You deserved it 2 158

jamiecakes 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

Comments

bigraws23 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:18

this is the lamest FML ever. there was one where a man went to work early and read FML's. then when he had to start working he said FML. that was bad to

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Friday 3 July 2009 23:59

#2 has the right idea

latkematzoball 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:51

ugh i hate fmls like these. theyre not funny. ur not witty

AliceeBumm 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:58

Today, I woke up and it was tuesday. FML

popoman 0

Friday 17 July 2009 11:50

You should have stayed asleep...FOREVER. At least that would have saved us from your USELESS FML. USELESS. Absolutely useless. I'm assuming you're the same. Who frickin' cares?