Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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By H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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You deserved it 24 347

By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

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jamiecakes 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

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LGshorty 0

Monday 14 December 2009 7:53

huh

waldosmind 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:05

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA This one will always be my favorite hahaha.

davidhasmorefun 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:37

someone has a case of the Mondays

imhilarious 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:23

what kind of a **** posts something as stupid as this?!

Ochi_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:08

wow, this is retarded...i have written like, 4 fml's and they have all been refused, but this goes through? is isnt even an fml! it is just a statement! FML

AmberBerry 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:09

Ahahahahahaha that was so randomly funny ...

Jenny_genie 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:06

Omg!!!! it's been happening to me for the past 16 yrs!!!! fml XD

varkey 7

Tuesday 30 March 2010 3:15

haha i know, same thing happened to me this morning

megamandude455 10

Sunday 4 April 2010 22:01

omg i can see the future. you are going to have a crappy time tomorrow because tomorrow IS monday. oooooooooooooo lmao.

Joheezy 14

Monday 28 June 2010 23:50

this is a stupid FML. it happens to everyone, stfu:)

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Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML

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Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

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