By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 168
You deserved it 4 433

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MAGNAVOX 0

How do you ruin a jackass movie? Is there a story line?

Give him the suicide hotline. Ehhh, maybe not. Just be an ass.

Comments

mintcar 9

You're an idiot. So you sat there and allowed him to spew every detail about the movie? Ever heard of moving to a new location? Most people try to avoid previews, so I'm sure there were some empty seats still available.

RecklessSID69 0

She's not an idiot.. That guy is just a Jackass

If you'd timed it right, you could have punched him in the face and told him it was just a convincing special effect.

If the OP pulled this off they wouldn't even need to watch the film. They could just sit and bask in their own greatness. Perfect suggestion.

mintcar 9

I don't think it's funny at all.

my little sister does this to me EVERYTIME we watch the little mermaid. -____-

denvan 0

omg did popcorn fly all over the place after he ruined it

You could have asked to raise up his voice, so other people would have shut his mouth up. Anyway you must be cute, if he tried to ask your number lol

So that's how weirdos try to get numbers, by telling girls spoilers. Haha *SPOILER* he'll die alone...

threer 30

So true! Idiotic men and boys always think spoiling movies or talking about movies I've never seen and could care less about is interesting small talk and the way to get a number..