By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0

punch him in the throat and move on, hun.

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NorfolkDude 2

Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.

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hairt 4

wth is boyfriend’s, “, and know” ?!???!!?

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kaprookie 3

57- Thats what i thought, what is that?

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FML858 0

op, whuddup w/ all the symbols?

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morganmoepenn 1

Shoulda kicked him in the balls in front of everyone

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Jessiee_G 0

That's terrible!

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nachosbabygurl 9

sum1 ****** up

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FloMarDee 19

I hope this one follows up... I would have said "I only look fat when I'm standing next to ur shriveled up penis!" What an a-hole!!

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ArellaRoth 12

Am I the only one on mobile that didn't get symbols?? Geez, get over the symbols. And OP, wow that has to suck. Hope you taught him a good lesson about how his reproductive system will never work again ;)

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