By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0

punch him in the throat and move on, hun.

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NorfolkDude 2

Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.

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rihannalover 0

yeah, i see the symbols. probably just a glitch.

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some_girl9 8

Yeah, I'm thinking you guys weren't actually in a relationship. You just thought you were. Does anybody watch the show 'Bones'? It reminds me of an episode where this fat chick fell in love with Booth, and created this entire relationship in her head. She became so clingy that she followed Booth and Bones to a bar where they were doing karaoke, and when she saw how he was looking at Bones, she pulled out a gun and shot him. Then Bones responded by picking up Booth's gun and shooting her dead. ...Anyway, that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this.

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ang93 0

I love that show! that was the first thing I thought of too!

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LullzKitteh 1

thanks for the spoiler alert, bitch! ;) jk

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lidomissmango 0

dump his ass! he doesn't deserve you

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ilovefatcats 12

did anyone but me notice the weired writing randomly in a sentince

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frosting1012 0

learn how to spell boyfriend and just don't add all this stuff:£€¥€€£!<3)?@;!;$;&3:&:$);,'kH>£.>^=}*~€|?,€ it looks bad on our reputation. oh and I hope ur fat. I hate you I'm your worst nightmare………… I hope you got dumped

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ashley_babycakes 0

WTF I'm sure she didn't put the symbols there on purpose

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ArellaRoth 12

And I'm guessing you're the guy she was talking about?

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akhockey6 0

what's with the weird symbol thingys????

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