By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0

punch him in the throat and move on, hun.

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NorfolkDude 2

Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.

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CherryBomb17 0

i really want to know how he reacted when he turned around. i hope you cussed him out, then castrated him lol.

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danielleeycakes 3

castration ftw.!!

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lunaforever21 14

i think he knew what he said. and meant it

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Eaglestrike117 29

Does no one else see the weird symbols in this post? Look: "Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML" Instead of the apostrophe in boyfriend's and at the ends of the last sentence. WTF?

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bunny911 16

I'm guessing you're using a cell phone to view FML? Some phones don't work 100% with certain sites.

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slacker37815 0

Ok first of all how would u know what he said if all he did was look at his phone, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't answer the phone then say that, this story sucks

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SpicyDuck 22

Maybe because he didn't answer his phone..

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iDuck 0

If he's embarassed to be seen with you, he shouldn't be your boyfriend.

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b4sk3tb4ll 0

I hope you mean your ex-boyfriend... I'm sorry still

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zavanna 1

Break-up? I hope so. Very mean boy. And I hope you actually told him to turn around, so that you could dump him.

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PoolOfIck 0

ya wats up with the ac stuff

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cameraboirzu 0

I think you thought he was ur bf. he prolly didn't think so. don't be so clingy fattie.

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