Animals: Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Jade - 15/10/2016 11:22 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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Adopt, don't shop

By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

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Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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Doggy dog world

By corgi problems - 15/09/2020 20:05

Today, I walked into my house after my nightshift as a nurse and my corgi had the house turned upside down, with things everywhere. I have people coming to look at the house in 2 hours. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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BoredomKillsinc 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:47

poor dog

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:53

how is this bad? they scored a free dog! you can teach it to kill and steal from the elderly

Comments

rozsrredd 16

Saturday 11 August 2012 16:24

They're your neighbors and you didn't notice them moving out?

AshleySchreiner 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 8:28

how did you not notice them moving?

nickdsmith 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:22

That is...........clever

rain_or_shine 8

Friday 2 November 2012 4:20

I am pretty sure that that is illegal, neglectful, and totally unfair. Maybe try to find someone who wants a dog, but really people need to have some heart. Don't abandanon your dog and excpect people to adopt it.

Czech_Zidane 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 21:05

I would be definitely pissed off. I do not like dogs too much and being stuck with someone else's dog... even worse, I do not have the guts to decapitate a chicken, so I KNOW what to do, but who will help me with it? Meat is meat, you know, but you have to "pre-prepare" it for the preparation in the kitchen...

laxbrosive 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 16:27

Today, I came home from a long vacation to find that my dog sitter sold my dog.

GLaDOS8899 14

Saturday 2 November 2013 19:12

Omg that's so rude! It's YOUR dog!

vixsin 22

Thursday 23 May 2013 20:12

How do you neighbours move out without you noticing?

cwl727 32

Wednesday 16 April 2014 23:40

You get a free dog, be happy! It apparently likes you since it has been with you for a few days. Just love the doggie. That's all any animal wants to be loved.