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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By dannyboy - 30/03/2012 16:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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Charming

By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 19:49 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By anonymous - 13/07/2015 09:45 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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blackonblight 32

Monday 11 November 2013 11:49

So she responds by pushing you around. Flawless logic.

oj101 33

Monday 11 November 2013 11:57

Another fine example of the People of Walmart specimen.

Comments

Soundslikeothers 15

Monday 11 November 2013 12:20

A lot of comments saying something like well it's a big woman and her food. Don't jump to conclusion so quick the OP never mentioned food just an abandoned cart so it's clear the woman was protecive of her property because she's homeless.

AntiPrude 26

Monday 11 November 2013 14:58

17 i see what you did there, and it made me chuckle :>

edanielleh 21

Monday 11 November 2013 22:26

talk about jumping to conclusions.... still, even if it was a homeless person's cart, you can't leave it in the middle of a line

Sp4de 9

Monday 11 November 2013 12:37

If you know you did the right thing thats all that matters. :)

Kataclysm97 32

Monday 11 November 2013 12:48

Where do these people spawn from...

Riku714 25

Monday 11 November 2013 13:42

I believe there is a portal in the exact centre of every Walmart

WaterBui 9

Monday 11 November 2013 13:17

I bet she left it right in the middle to see if someone would try to move it.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 11 November 2013 13:19

trying to be nice & get shaft for it,, I've been there

perdix 29

Monday 11 November 2013 13:27

Cutting in line is not "helpful." The enormous woman engaged in the hated practice of going back for "one more thing" while leaving her cart in line. Both of you are supermarket scumbags as far as I'm concerned.