Freak

By jemstuff - 22/08/2010 06:28 - United States

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Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then told me that yes, he's cheating on me, that he's dumping me, and that I'm fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML
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Burgessnk 0

I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...

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ThereIsNoFork 0

Yeah I agree ^ Never date your boss. That's probably the #1 rule.

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legonut4 0

you know have no job no boyfriend and worst of all no cat because you walked in on your bf who is your boss

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marinus_fml 19

#18 looks like a child **** distributor, also looks like a total druggy.

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GrammerNazi1000 8

YDI for soepping there. Also, cool pic #8, and you're right, she looks like a tomato.

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pingpongpenguin 3

fight for your cat!

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hnz 13

it's obvious he rather choose a real pussy then your pussy! but FYL indeed for having a douche for a bf

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zakkyzebra 11

it's because she couldn't spell worth a shit.

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Melaniee_fml 0

that's why you don't date your boss.

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MnBran6 0

You could sue for wrongful termination, but other than that, FYL but your ex is a LEGEND

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comedychick 1

you can't get fired over personal problemsyoi can bring him to court BUT if you just suck at working then yea you pretty much had it all coming

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gmianosi 0

that sucks. but ydi for being in a relationship with ur boss

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tweetbaby14 18

YDI for giving a damn about a stupid cat

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BahahahLOL 0

YDI for having a boyfriend YDI for having a boss YDI for having a cat FYL for not having them anymore

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Guuurlplease 0

Steal the cat..

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bubblzz 4

19# i totally agree but ... seriously .. ur the one to talk?:))

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groundzeromma 8

LAWYER? the you will have an EPIC WIN!!!

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Masenko7 12

OMG LOLOLOL, and he's keeping the cat? thats like the ****** cherry on the cake XD FYL indeed!

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sarcasticbitch 7

you can sue him and lie to everyone that he said that unless you sleep with him you will get fired and now when he got bored he fired you. at lest u would make some cash on the break up. I'm just sayin'.

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babygirl995 0

that's why you never date your boss.. sorry about your luck. 

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starile 19

Unless it's an AMAZING dream job, why would she go through all the trouble to sue for wrongful termination for personal issues if she's going to have to been in a work environment with HIM as her boss? Baggage and drama to the max. You're free now to make a new start, OP. New man, new job, new opportunities!

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itsjustme13 0

What a douche. Oh, can you say that on here? Oh well. haha.

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PlastikSeraph 2

You WOULD know what a child **** distributor looks like, wouldn't you? ;)

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spaceboyftw 0

hey op, there are these things called contractions. look it up

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leadrunner751 3

not the cat :O

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DarkHelmet 10

WOW talk about dropping the HAMMER on someone

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RiiOT09 9

it coulda been a lot worse, he could have been lying about cheating on you and have gotten a girl pregnant behind your back

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marinus_fml 19

man I love these 'it could have been worse comments'

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sourgirl101 28

It could have been worst, you could have hated them.(:

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nyc718 0

they had a pet cat together and he's taking it when he moves out.. not hard to comprehend

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CrypticHatchet 0

yes but m question was where the hell does the cat fit into the story, it was about OPs boyfriend cheating on and breaking up with her, and out of nowhere she says something about a cat.

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Alphonsuuuu 0

...I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. She wanted the job, she wanted the boyfriend and she wanted the cat. She's nil for three.

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remy3106 10

my brothers name is Bubba!!! haha that's not his real name, but everyone knows him by that!!! haha just invade u were wondering

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Burgessnk 0

I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...

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rxmazing 0

yeah, I agree with you! I don't understand it either.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Not teh kitteh! :(

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nyc718 0

well open ydi. Rule #1 never get in a relationship with the boss. Unless there is probable cause he can't fire you, I say Sue his ass. Oh, and if you bought the cat and he takes it then that is considered theft. Hit him where it hurts.... his pockets

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iChel413 6

Pockets are so much better :). also way more enjoyable. good by love seat, hello new leather couch!

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yakturk43 0

fyl op...shouldn't sleep w the boss, on the bright side though u can bring a lawsuit for wrongful termination

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