Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from...

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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good_associate 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:20

Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?

mewzik 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you

Comments

angelfire_121 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:22

#41: FYL for taking this site so seriously. It's meant for you to get a kick out of other people's stupidity and every once and a while relate. And congrats for thinking every town is exactly like yours. In cities where real estate space is limited, anything can be next to anything. E.g. NYC where an apartment complex can be adjacent to a strip of stores and an upscale restaurant. Maybe you were assuming that the apartment complex was sketchy so there was no way it could possibly be located near a nice restaurant? It could've been a nice apartment complex. So, fail.

Roddsy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:09

ew, i hate pervs :/

rachelbrianna25 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:54

Maybe the old dude wanted to look at the car, was it a nice car? LOL. Just playing. That's creepy. lol.

edobean 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:20

Ydi for changeing in the parking lot

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 22:05

Next time who cares of a creepy old man is watching you. It's not like you'll ever see him again. YDI for not using the restroom to change.

Nhori 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:16

Oh god, this is why you should never change in cars.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 21:48

Why didn't you change at work?

Nat52482 25

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:19

Uhhhh three words, "bathroom handicap stall" use it to change rather than outside where anybody could see you at any given time. Common sense.

puddinpies6 8

Wednesday 25 February 2015 19:25

change in a bathroom stall somewhere..... common sense people...

tamesenicole 27

Tuesday 13 October 2015 21:29

I've mastered changing in the back seat of a car and maybe she had to be at the restaurant at a certain time which probably didn't give her time to change at work and then leave