Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from...

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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good_associate 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:20

Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?

mewzik 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you

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Saturday 25 April 2009 9:31

It's not that bad. I'm sure he hasn't seen someone naked before.

berenjenaazul 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:11

For everyone who says there are no fancy restaurants next to apartment complexes, where I live this is very normal! It's not weird for apartments to share lots with restaurants either...

monkeysss 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:28

That's very creepy! Stuff like this makes me refrain from changing in automobiles...

Lugash 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:42

#22 What the heck kind of pool do you go to? :p

blackxmortals 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:07

Usually, at one's work place, there's this fascinating new thing called a bathroom. Use it. YDI.

Jbugbaby28 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:20

I change in parking lots all the time...who cares if someone sees you in your underwear anyway? You're never going to see that random old guy again. Get over it.

Miss_Tyff 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:03

Uhm. Don't change in parking lots. You could have changed before leaving work. Go to the bathroom to change!

were_giraffe 2

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:34

sorry I'm gonna have to go with YDI if you change in public anyone is allowed to watch if you wanted privacy use a bathroom or your own place

dimond_2010 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:59

Who cares.

maxam_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:46

ive never heard of changing my clothes in my car, in broad daylight when i couldve changed them back at work, in a restroom, in privacy. and since when dont you notice a freaking apartment building right in front of you? i say its your fault but may i also suggest you go get some glasses? yikes!