Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from...

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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good_associate 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:20

Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?

mewzik 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you

Comments

xalexrulesx 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 0:51

lmfao, **** from another momo. he doesnt get lovee, so you were practically his **** for that day.

reetah 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:05

hey, it could be worse. if you were meeting a date, their parents could have been watching or something. >_> I don't see what's so bad in the first place though... it was just a lonely old man...

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:59

Because its still unwanted eyes peering at you while you change.

Amphysvena 11

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:05

You drove there. You were looking out of the windshield. How the hell did you not notice what you were facing? This isn't really a FYL, more like an F the life of everyone on the same road as you.

racist_bitch 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:20

Next time be aware of ur surroundings idiot.. Wtf mad dumb

pippysthename00 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:21

I agree with number 34.

ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:41

for a 14 year old, #7 is kinda harsh on the internet

ducklamp 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:43

old guy WIN!

koda_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:51

sounds almost exactly like the beach incident where a girl was changing infront of a car that was full of old men. i find both very hard to believe.

ducklamp 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:53

#38, not really, i inadvertantly did the towel change near the side of a bus of girls at the beach once, its was hilarious cuz i had my heart boxers. they loved it.