Love: Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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By OmniVore - 25/02/2010 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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Date night

By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

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By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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Jah Rule

By Anonymous - 27/04/2014 17:05 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Wingman527 22

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:15

That's just rude.

seprunner 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:17

Did you say "Because I eat people who make fun of me." then grab your fork and lick your lips?

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simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 21 August 2014 12:19

Leave that scumbag that's just rude

RastaZebra 8

Thursday 21 August 2014 14:01

A side effect of Special Snowflake Syndrome.

mimi809o 21

Thursday 21 August 2014 14:05

Oh my God Karen you can't just ask people why they're fat!

Suzi_d16 27

Wednesday 19 December 2018 1:47

Ahhhh this was the first thing I thought of and posted. Just scrolled through the comments and I’m so glad someone thinks like me! Haha

Omniprism 14

Thursday 21 August 2014 16:45

What an asshole. Sorry he was like that. Some people....

RayvenWhite 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 17:27

Grade A DOUCHEBAG! I'm so sorry OP, some guys are just dicks.

Zyde 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 18:00

Yea I don't get that either, it's obviously not working for you , lose some weight OP lmao, also I want negative likes the more the merrier :)

prettytorrey 8

Thursday 21 August 2014 20:16

I lived in Sweden for a while and ran into this problem with women there. They're hyper-obsessed with staying thin and their idea of fat or overweight is so skewed. Don't worry about her, she's a bitch anyway. You need a real girl!

amisenho 11

Friday 22 August 2014 21:59

Either I'm reading your comment incorrectly, or you misread the FML entirely. OP's date was male.

airooh 5

Thursday 21 August 2014 20:49

What a jerk!!!

justehh 6

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:16

Wow what an ass..!

LibertyLife20 20

Thursday 21 August 2014 22:50

Wow...sorry OP! You deserve better

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