FML : Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened...

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Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nothanks / Sunday 1 May 2011 14:30 / United States

Intimacy

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By TheEpicFoo | 0

#2439400 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

creepers gonna creep.

By Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2439427 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

You must have some nice tits.

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By TheEpicFoo | 0

#2439400 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

creepers gonna creep.

Andre93 | 6

#2439419 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

"welcome to the family!"

Gross2332 | 0

#2439459 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:09

He's just chekcking if their like how your grandma's used to be

chickunkey | 0

#2439501 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:13

jeez! he was just checking for lumps!

stfuitscindeeeh9 | 3

#2439540 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:20

Ew.

tsim_fml | 0

#2439616 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:35

i think hes just cenial.

MC18 | 0

#2439645 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:41

That's super inappropriate. ewww nast.

stoopkid911 | 0

#2439723 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:50

well u cnt blame the man, maybe u just have irresitable breasts!!

xstewie16x | 0

#2439753 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:56

haha wait til you see how he says hi to the grandkids

whitesox365 | 0

#2439774 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:00

at least now your in the will!

skaterpaige | 3

#2439778 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:00

yah thats like....incest...in-law??;)

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2439948 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:41

ahaha dammnn .. thats gross .. but u kno u liked it ;)

TheBananaTheif | 0

#2440142 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:26

#14, where did you get grandma out of this?

falluke17 | 0

#2440374 - Sunday 1 May 2011 22:20

5, avenged sevenfold?? and 63s joke wasn't funny...

CateXOX | 0

#2441043 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:15

Damn 126 and 136 I thought I was the only one that noticed that!

DatWhiteGuy | 0

#2441271 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:54

Win.

dandawg69 | 0

#2441963 - Monday 2 May 2011 1:28

anyone who loves A7X will immediately think that 

littlemissFYL | 5

#2442436 - Monday 2 May 2011 3:10

Family Matters call for desperate needs.

rickolette | 0

#2442501 - Monday 2 May 2011 3:19

Guess Grandpa wanted some cuz Grandma's too old for his style.
u must have nice melons.
(I'm bi so no need to call me lesbo, I like boys too. ;)

simply_improper | 1

#2442926 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:30

i dont care how old and senile you are, id call the cops on him, after i kneed him in the balls. who knows what else hes doing to other girls. disgusting

locacolloca | 0

#2443011 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:43

this guys a pedo

abcd4242 | 0

#2443303 - Monday 2 May 2011 5:36

154 looks like Justin Beiber

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2443689 - Monday 2 May 2011 6:48

200 - because a majority of women marry underage

the101dan | 0

#2444567 - Monday 2 May 2011 10:20

88 - I lol'd

dragonaair | 5

#2445194 - Monday 2 May 2011 14:20

@1 your comment reminded me of a game called Minecraft. Creepers gonna cre- aw fuck.

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2446349 - Monday 2 May 2011 18:52

Are you stupid?

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2446360 - Monday 2 May 2011 18:54

That was directed at 63, haha.

brandiebro | 0

#2457458 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 15:38

and at that, its prolly best not to bring the grand kids around.

robotiick | 12

#2518666 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:17

210- r u stupid thts master chief from halo 

mrnorth | 0

#2518685 - Monday 16 May 2011 13:25

I like your thoughts mate

fml1365 | 30

#5620270 - Friday 9 August 2013 19:36

I think 63 is stupid.

fml1365 | 30

#5620275 - Friday 9 August 2013 19:38

I think they should look up incest!

The_ghetto_mango | 25

#6537462 - Monday 15 February 2016 15:17

#56 has a point.

By mandi4murphy | 0

#2439406 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

haha man, he just wants you

juliahockey | 0

#2439430 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

that's hot.

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2439755 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:56

he's just thinking let's keep it in the family....

Jimster1712 | 0

#2439792 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:04

lol，how kinky r u?

stilldrunk88 | 6

#2440211 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:42

After third time why would you go in the pool with him?

humzizzl3 | 0

#2441055 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:18

you must have nice breasts & old people need loving too, let him play with them

wilsonchewy | 0

#2442793 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:09

I'd grab your breasts

TrollsFTW | 0

#2443120 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:56

OP never said if he/she was a boy or a girl O-o

skidoo800HO | 2

#2443861 - Monday 2 May 2011 7:22

Maybe that just his way of telling you that you have a nice rack haha

leader0011 | 5

#2446599 - Monday 2 May 2011 19:35

oh Thaaaats naaaastay

leader0011 | 5

#2446602 - Monday 2 May 2011 19:37

oh Thaaaats naaaastay

himeeho | 2

#2478737 - Sunday 8 May 2011 18:17

You shouldn't fuckin laugh about that shit

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2500328 - Friday 13 May 2011 3:33

ohhh well then maybe u should come over sometime??? I got me a nice set of tits;) JKS u perv!

By deadpool91 | 0

#2439412 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

lol maybe he's clumsy and lucky at the same time!

born_hustla | 26

#2445014 - Monday 2 May 2011 13:27

lmao

JetStarSolar | 0

#2449129 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:21

I like this comment

K1A | 3

#3368519 - Friday 30 September 2011 7:49

that's a good combination in this situation lol

By The_Voytek_Bear | 14

#2439426 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

Well at least you have a confirmation that they're nice. But actually we could use some photo here...

austindale96 | 3

#2440157 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:30

agreed haha

jeffav51 | 0

#2445734 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:39

pics or it didnt happen

By Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2439427 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

You must have some nice tits.

jimboner69 | 6

#2440063 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:07

I do like nice tits

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2440254 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:52

Who doesn't? :D

dandawg69 | 0

#2441968 - Monday 2 May 2011 1:29

Gays  They're missing out 

Luxord33 | 8

#4735068 - Thursday 26 July 2012 10:28

#171 I'm sure the gay community is having the same type of conversation about how straight guys are missing out on penises. LOL

By salooty | 0

#2439433 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

you must have nice tits =)

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2439891 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:26

Ha you little shit-head. Your comment got voted down cause your sorry ass copied me :P

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2439903 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:28

ass*

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2439915 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:34

Both your comments were posted at the same time, I bet money he didn't copy you.

DrewSmooth | 0

#2440269 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:54

nerd rage much my little minion of doom?

marissakmnn | 0

#2441103 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:36

what a weird coincidence. but I would expect it. xD

salooty | 0

#2451746 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:34

don't give a shit

By cheskiiie | 0

#2439436 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

ew what a creep.

shahfml | 0

#2439668 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:44

creep with a sene of admiration for boobs lol

s3xymoma | 1

#2441487 - Monday 2 May 2011 0:21

I agree

slynoble32 | 11

#2443006 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:42

GOD ur eyes r crazy beautiful like wow.....AMAZING

The_ghetto_mango | 25

#6543589 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 22:51

Really, #199.

By cheyAnn | 0

#2439444 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:07

maybe he's lonely. xD

WOGBRO | 6

#2454279 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:31

oh what a cute doggy.

By jbird1193 | 3

#2439450 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:08

awkward.. better cover up those girls in the family

abcd4242 | 0

#2443312 - Monday 2 May 2011 5:39

nice ass glasses. got some myself

By khaya | 9

#2439471 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:10

Always nice to hear about a fellow boob man.

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