By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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superguppy19 3

Been there done that got a disgusting staph infection

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SILVERSTAR_6 17

Holy shit that's nasty >.< this is why I will never go down on a girl..but clitty litter..IM WEAK LMAO!!

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KevinPDX 1

you did not perform a litmus test with two fingers and a sniff beforehand? YDI. Hope you enjoyed your cheeseburger.

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blutigenbonbon 10

Wtf? Tell that girl to clean. That's ******* disgusting. What kid of woman would be so filthy.

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tika_baby 1

Ya sure cuz u never had it happen to u before. Its not a matter of hygene. -__-

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YeaSo3 14

You should dump her she is a nasty biatch!

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ShortieBug96 0

That is nasty. I feel reaaallly bad for you.

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mrricecakes 4

And for all you saying 'ew dump that bitch' and all that: no, I'm not gonna dump her just from one botched night. I mean that's just dumb. For those hung up on the 'least of my problems' part, you can refer to my reply on 19's comment! The fml doesn't allow for much explaining, but the biggest problem was having to explain to her why I wouldn't do it.. That it all for now!!

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