By Telemarket - 04/04/2012 10:58 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML
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DocBastard 38

Woman: Hello, this is the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry. Have I called you at a good time? OP: **** you, I'm sleeping. Woman: Excuse me? OP: I SAID **** YOU! Woman: Congratulations, you're now officially a nuisance.

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old09 11

Probably because "it's not her job to have a sense I humour" Damn peoples

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old09 11

Probably because "it's not her job to have a sense I humour" Damn peoples

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copy125 0

That's the oldest prank phone call ever, next to the one about your fridge running away.

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ShyAnn29 14

24, what about "your goat is in my garden" I tried that one once, and they said "but we ate him last night" LOL

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DocBastard 38

Woman: Hello, this is the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry. Have I called you at a good time? OP: **** you, I'm sleeping. Woman: Excuse me? OP: I SAID **** YOU! Woman: Congratulations, you're now officially a nuisance.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Doc has always been like...well...himself this whole time. And "What's up Doc"? Only bugs bunny can say that.

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DaKillaMafia 2

I wouldn't care what the **** they think of me.

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twistedlovex 0

8: What was wrong with him before?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

He had an overload from the stupidity he was exposed to.

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Cad6 24

Ah Doc, you never fail to amuse the crowd. I love when people write their own improvised scripts for the FML. It helps me visualize it in a more comedic way.

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The_Hitdude 12

Nevermind...glad you got it now. OP, some people just don't have a sense of humor. It's actually a little scary.

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The_Hitdude 12

My, this is awkward... Back to the FML.

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thisiscat 14

Well darn, now we all look silly because everyone has edited their comments...

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ladyLALAA 28

How do you edit a comment? This would really help with awkward auto-correct moments!

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Ninjasaurus18 9

You stupid? A nuisance is someone or something bugging you. Like "This mosquito bite is such a nuisance"

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cassie13091 10

Are you sure it wasn't a prank? Sounds kinda ify to me.

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deviable 9

Well, if nobody ever caused a nuisance, they'd be out of a job.

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perdix 29

Why would she? She doesn't consider herself a nuisance. You could think that a few telemarketers sincerely believe that they are helping you by acquainting you with their product or service. The rest are a bunch of losers who would do anything for a buck.

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MedKits 9

Back when I was in school, it was either that or work at McDonalds.

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Hidur 10

I was woken up at 6 this morning by a nosebleed. I bet the caller was responsible.

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Uramonkey 11

Did you hear the phone ring? If not then the caller was not responsible.

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swankmrpancake 8

They aren't nuisances they are mid day entertainment because when you are bored there is nothing funner then messing with a telemarketer!!

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BTSfanatic 0

Well I can tell you something "funner" to do . Learn correct grammar .

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_Oblivion_ 12

Give him a break who's gunna think for a second about conjugating "fun"? It can even be taken as funnier. Chill your ****

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Vball6 19

43- Your periods should be at the end of the sentence, no spaces. Correct your own grammar first before you go correcting other's. ******* idiot.

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silvercamaro 22

43- watch out we got a badass over here

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idontknowyou123 0

Those people are mindless drones. Mindless drones are machines. Machines have no soul so they cannot laugh or understand irony or humour... Poor drones...

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Hidur 10

Through this logic we can determine that telemarketers are terminators.

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swankmrpancake 8

So basically they are gingers is what your getting at

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idontknowyou123 0

15 - 'John Connor, you have been targeted as a potential buyer for our useless product. Prepare to be telemarketed.'

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Hidur 10

Then my suspicion of Carrot Top being a terminator is proven. I mean look at the guy..

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Someone has been influenced by the Terminator.

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idontknowyou123 0

40 - Shhhh! I don't want people to know I'm indoctrinated...

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Birdie_Sage 0

Good morning, you were a nuisance.

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