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Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML

By creedonfied / Tuesday 6 November 2012 20:27 / United States - Billerica
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  teague95  |  16

I side with Demonfish I know 1 cat that is friendly, the rest are psychotics

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  Demonfish  |  14

Out of all the cats I've met only one of them actually hates people, and she had a rough kitten-hood anyway; taken away from her mother too young, her first owner's partner was a psycho and kept her locked in a room. So no, I rather disagree with the notion that cats tend to be psychotic.

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  MindFreakazoid  |  10

I love cats! They're fluffy, don't bark, and their claws sting like hell if you mess with them! Perfect weapon. Or should I say 'purr-fect'? Ba dum tss No. I shouldn't.

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  StalkerChick  |  13

I think my cat is bipolar. One minute she's sitting in my lap, purring. The next minute she's trying to use my hand as a chew toy. Oh yea, the bitch pounced on my face..

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  neilykins  |  26

I found my cat on the side of the road, he's a very independent cat but still has the nice side, he won't let you pick him up or cuddle him but he will sit next to you and let you pat him. He's my first cat, i was never a fan until I found him, he's completely changed my mind about cats!

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  StalkerChick  |  13

102- same with me! I actually hated cats because I was scratched by one when I was 4. But we found my little stray kitty when she was only about 4 or 5 weeks old. Now I'm more of a cat person :)

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  SoultheWolf  |  19

Are you kidding me? Cats are completely loyal if you know how to treat them and get one with a good personality. One of my cats follows me around like a little puppy everywhere I go, demands attention all the time, and loves to snuggle. While at the same time, she has her moments when she doesn't want anything to do with me. The same thing is with my brother's cat, and my eldest.

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  KitchKraft  |  21

Once my cat became an old fart and starting appreciating my attempts to my my bed more comfortable for him and give him food and water and became best friends with me.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Judging by the number of weird-ass places my cat has slept in, like in the tool box or squashed into a wire mesh basket, I really didn't think comfort mattered to them.

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  rs89  |  20

I wish I could unread this comment. A tip : it's "losing weight". Also, we usually use "it" as a reference to animals, objects and even babies.

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  sheethapins  |  13

Even after the obvious use of bad grammar here, I'm still not bothered by it. Why? It was a decent message in the comment. It's the ignorant comments that but me more than typos.

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  Jaxx66  |  21

Yeah, but the Grammar Nazi's are failing hardcore lately. They choose the lesser targets and come out looking like pricks now, instead of actually making sense and doing it for a good cause.

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#52 - I feel the same way. Especially since not everyone on this site speaks English as a native language. If someone's comment is entirely in text language or is otherwise difficult to read, yes, get after them if that's how you get your jollies, but getting after someone for spelling a word wrong? That annoys me more than the mistake itself.

By  EpicSquishii  |  21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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