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715chiefs
| 15
He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.
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henney2464
| 6
Haha, he probably feels so special
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henney2464
| 6
Haha, he probably feels so special
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md101
| 18
Sounds like a ball breaker of a day.
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cakefete2
| 30
#1, he's trying to stomp out all future competition for his dad's love.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Sounds like your son is learning Krav Maga...
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blancoing
| 14
what a great father...
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715chiefs
| 15
He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.
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DragonPorn
| 15
How did this get thumbed down?
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
Because that's not how reproduction works
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Wingnuts
| 12
Tell him he killed his soon-to-be-brother.
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AlaskanG
| 26
And why would you ever say that to a 5-year old?
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cartoonboy
| 26
Just drop him off at the adoption place
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cakefete2
| 30
Go to timeout and think about what you've done. If you still believe that was appropriate, stay in the corner and think some more.
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Queenie2014
| 11
WTF?!
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SwtCherryPie
| 26
Because you can't admit your son hurt you? and maybe in the process teach him to be careful around such sensitive areas?
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imasquealer
| 1
Exactly. My son is four and knows not to jump on daddy's balls.
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cakefete2
| 30
Why shouldn't he jump on your balls? Does it have anything to do with your screen name?
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
^^^^ I am dying of laughter.
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Sp1k3FML
| 14
Fyl,you chose to have kids.
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gshocker20
| 21
Coming from the prepubescent teenager.
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AlaskanG
| 26
So did your parents. Think they regret it?
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junkman6
| 22
That's YDI for choosing to have kids. Getting ball busted comes with the territory of child raising.
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kelsorg
| 21
explain to him how one day he will share the same "happiness" lol
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Saikon1357
| 25
Son, someday in the future you will understand why daddy is crying.
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Jiplo
| 18
Kids. Gotta love 'em.
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Shmatterhorn
| 38
Especially when they get to choose which nursing home you get to go to at the end.
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chris4u2nv5
| 16
I would have explained it to him a different way!!! The old fashion way.
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cakefete2
| 30
I can't help but picture your "old fashioned" way involving OP punching his son in the groin and saying "hurts don't it?".
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chosha_fml
| 25
For accidentally hurting him? Sometimes the old-fashioned way is just the asshole parent way.
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warsun
| 27
You sound like an awesome dad :D
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