When it's cold outside By Lewis - 12/12/2018 18:00 It's duck cold! I agree, your life sucks 255 You deserved it 61 Share Tweet Share
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 166 You deserved it 270
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 720 You deserved it 4 756
Today, we’ve had a rat problem in our house for a few weeks. Recently I hid a bottle of booze in my room so my parents wouldn’t see it. But my parents saw a rat in my room and tore the whole thing apart to find it, eventually finding my bottle instead. I was literally ratted out by a rat. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 784 You deserved it 2 751
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 756 You deserved it 2 605
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 023 You deserved it 7 010
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 735 You deserved it 4 233
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML I agree, your life sucks 927 You deserved it 102
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 430 You deserved it 2 705