I don't!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 22:00

Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
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Anderling 32

I'm not blaming you for this, but personallu I can't help but feel like it's a dumb idea to think that marrying the guy who already tried to run off once.

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poopface82 18

I’m going to assume you’re just a cog in this batshit insane machine. That said, this basically amounts to forcing a guy to get married, and the list of reasons why this is an absolutely terrible idea could be told in a long list of stories.

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Anderling 32

I'm not blaming you for this, but personallu I can't help but feel like it's a dumb idea to think that marrying the guy who already tried to run off once.

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poopface82 18

I’m going to assume you’re just a cog in this batshit insane machine. That said, this basically amounts to forcing a guy to get married, and the list of reasons why this is an absolutely terrible idea could be told in a long list of stories.

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lgrave 7

I AGREE, YOUR LIFE SUCKS for you, YOU DESERVED IT for your cousin's fiancé

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historygrad74 19

This doesn't sound like a marriage that's going to last long.

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HayNow 11

So what if he refuses to say "i do" ... do you all just stand there.... forever.....

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Brightside86 30

That's an amazingly bad idea. If anything he should have every chance to run then if he stays then maybe just maybe they have a chance.

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