Kids: Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub....

By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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Bride of Chucky

By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 1 August 2013 12:56

Wait until she wants the room all to herself . . . mwah-hah-hah! Whatever you do, don't lend her your knife.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 1 August 2013 13:03

She needs to switch to decaf. Or just change her from zombie movies to Sesame Street.

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cathartes_fml 1

Friday 2 August 2013 2:47

Brilliant career ahead of her in investment banking.

blackonblight 32

Friday 2 August 2013 3:38

Bah, she's a toddler. She probably doesn't even fully comprehend the idea of death at this point. It's not exactly antichrist behavior.

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Friday 2 August 2013 7:19

why are children so goddamn creepy?

thatpurpleone 12

Friday 2 August 2013 7:29

Be very afraid.

whyuacactus 4

Monday 12 August 2013 9:11

sleep with one eye open✌

AlWAYSN4EVR 13

Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:31

They kill at such a young age nowadays.

djsammyc 19

Tuesday 3 September 2013 3:30

I think there may be a poltergeist possesing her

NaNaNaruko 8

Friday 27 June 2014 17:18

I thought everyone did this as a child. I thought I was normal.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 18 December 2014 14:37

A lot of little kids display some psychopathic qualities.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 27 March 2016 13:42

Three-year-olds are weird. Cute, but weird.

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