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7- Yes because we're all magical and can force ourselfs to not fart in our sleep. And all caps doesn't do anything positive to your comment. It actually makes us think you're a dumbass.

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7- What do you expect her to do? Buy an ass-cap? I don't think that's a good idea because if her fart is strong enough, the cap might bust out and break anything nearby. That gives a whole new meaning to bust a cap in your ass.

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enonymous, you're right, but if OP's ass was leaking, then the ass-cap might just work. What if OP's farts are stronger than Hurricane Katrina? What do you suggest she uses?

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89 - how is she going to divorce a non existent wife? Wait unless she hooks up with a chick like on a cinemax movie then divorces her for an even hotter chick... I like your thinking

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dogs don't nag all u gotta do is be a decent owner feed it let it use the bathroom and if it's big run or play fetch with it...I've never had ANY dogs "nag" idk how you treat yours

I would go get that checked, if you fart loud enough to scare yourself awake then those must be some explosives farts 0.0

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