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Depends on the wind and how hard the rain is falling. If there's no wind and the wind is falling straight down, umbrellas are helpful. If the rain is coming at a slant and it's windy, umbrellas are nearly useless.

Oops-- I meant if the rain is falling straight down. It would be quite a trick for the wind to fall straight down :)

Don't be Mary Poppins for Halloween.

Ha! I love this mental image!

I'm guessing 1. weed is legal there 2. you were ripped.

Why is everybody looking at me funny? And why am I getting wet?

That is so funny :-) I am sure someone would have taken a photo and published it somewhere :-)

Couple of things, the rain could still blow in your face with a hood. If the hood is not made well, or made of cloth, it'll absorb the moisture. Then again this did happen in the UK, OP. I'm not sure if you haven't realised, but wearing a hood in England is the same as wearing a Hijab in the states. Most people think nothing of it, but some are scared shitless. Disagree? The current Prime Minister, to reduce crime, in an upper class private boarding schooled fashion, suggested that we all go out, find a hooded person and give them a hug. Wearing a hood in England means you're trying to hide yourself from the thousands of cameras per street corner, which are almost never used, which means you must have something to hide! "Hug a hoodie", Google that incase anyone thinks I'm being overly cynical.

Imagine, what all the people in here dissecting a meaningless mishap could do, if they werent to socially akward to look up from their phones.