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28- Well of course Most people wouldn't do that....but then again, most people don't do dumb enough or selfish enough shit to end up on FML in the first place. So let me clarify this for you: He was a douche bag.

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3- When blatantly taking something from someone, you have to either be faster than your target, or confident you could kick his/her ass. So ask yourself if you look like a gorilla....because if not, then he doesn't give a fuck if you catch him or not. So, ask yourself how badly you want to push for that umbrella now? Because if you do catch him, an umbrella may no be the only thing you lose that day. :p

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80- Hi, Newbie. :) Before someone informs you that Op may stand for Octogenarian Penis, Optimus Prime, Organic Pulp or perhaps even Optional Penetration, allow me to clarify that it actually refers to Original Poster, the person who started the FML in question that is being debated. Again, welcome to the wonderful world of FML. ;)

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