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By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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By notastoner - 19/06/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML

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By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

Juggalette_623 9

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

Comments

eiji_chan 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:06

Blue hair is awesome!!!!! In fact my hair is blue. Don't worry about it, being judged is one of the side effects of being amazing.

lifeneeds 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:08

i do drugs and my hair is just blond and normal

Rstarr 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:22

WHY THE HEL DO YOU HAVE BLUE HAIR?

MandaLuvsCookies 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:26

blue hair is awesome you should have told them to **** off :D

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 1 June 2009 22:34

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahha

24788 6

Monday 1 June 2009 22:39

Some people are just stupid. I've drank and smoked weed before, but I don't make it a way of life to look like a druggie.

starvingxartist 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:39

he sounds like my uncle. who's a dick.

rxxk 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:42

LMFAO!!! That's hilarious xD. I love people with blue hair. MARRY ME.

rosiegrewup 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:47

Should have turned around and said, "Sometimes being a conservative douche makes you assume things about other people which show how much of an asshole you are. Don't grow up to be like your daddy, little girl."

MsSippi 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:48

If you venture from what society perceives as normal BE PREPARED FOR THE CONSEQUENCES. umm. WHAT?!?! are you people serious? #126 - "being judged is one of the side effects of being amazing." best quote ever. i love it.