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By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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You deserved it 2 997

By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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You deserved it 3 514

By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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You deserved it 7 894

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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You deserved it 1 867

By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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You deserved it 5 125

By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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You deserved it 4 162

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 806

You deserved it 6 047

By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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You deserved it 2 411

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By notastoner - 19/06/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML

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You deserved it 5 600

By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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You deserved it 169

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

Juggalette_623 9

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

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ihearnoises 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:24

YDI because you probably looked trashy and you won't be taken seriously by anyone

UGADawg08 1

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

Haha, you deserved it. Stop being a druggie freak.

twitteringjaie 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:58

I have blue hair. :D All the old people in town love it for some reason.

alpha_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:08

Dying your hair a weird color is an attempt to get attention. Congrats, you got it.

CheezerX 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:11

haha agree with #161

shadow_skater_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:26

theres nothing wrong with blue hair!

Redjourney88 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:27

well is that the case? are u on drugs??

arsenic_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:42

blue hair is hot. so is drug use.

Misstake_13 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:46

oh the joys of being stereo-typed. sorry doll. it happens.

MarianaDskotek 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:54

ha, that's wack, my hair's blue right now, and the worst feedback I got was from a 78 yr old lady calling me "demon hair"

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