By 2234 - 04/10/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Try knocking them out with your house keys.

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redbluegreen 40

#1: Is that really the only response you could come up with? I mean, sure the tree has wood, but it's not like it can do anything with it. When you see a tree, do you automatically think of having sex with it? Does it, I dare say, spark some of your hottest fantasies?

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Coolguyt2 0

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaYDI!!!!! but that's still funny as hell!!!!

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ThePieGuy0817 29

Look on the bright side. Now you don't need a star on it during Christmas time.

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iamtheprincess21 13

lol this happened to my neighbor but the keys got stuck on the roof. I let them climb on my truck to get them down. Hope you got yours back!

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Tbh, OP wasn't really doing anything wrong. They just were in the wrong place in the wrong time. I'm sure many of you have done that, except without keys and something different. I'm going with FYL

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